nobody’s opinions

Henry Waxman, very liberal California congressman whose district includes Beverly Hills, appears alongside the very conservative John Shadegg (who, thankfully, recently reversed his decision to retire from the House) and House Minority Leader John Boehner, on this list of congressmen who have “sworn off pork.”

Although politics does indeed make strange bedfellows, perhaps Waxman, well-known for taking pride in his strong Jewish identity, took the word “pork” too literally.

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